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Real Talk 

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Nancy Wake, who has died in London just before her 99th birthday, was a New Zealander brought up in Australia. She became a nurse, a journalist who interviewed Adolf Hitler, a wealthy French socialite, a British agent and a French resistance leader. She led 7,000 guerrilla fighters in battles against the Nazis in the northern Auvergne, just before the D-Day landings in 1944. On one occasion, she strangled an SS sentry with her bare hands. On another, she cycled 500 miles to replace lost codes. In June 1944, she led her fighters in an attack on the Gestapo headquarters at Montlucon in central France.

Ms Wake was furious the TV series [later made about her life] suggested she had had a love affair with one of her fellow fighters. She was too busy killing Nazis for amorous entanglements, she said.

Nancy recalled later in life that her parachute had snagged in a tree. The French resistance fighter who freed her said he wished all trees bore “such beautiful fruit.” Nancy retorted: “Don’t give me that French shit.”

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"Resistance heroine who led 7,000 men against the Nazis," The Independent. (via madelinecoleman)

"strangled an SS sentry with her bare hands"

"too busy killing Nazis for amorous entanglements"

"don’t give me that French shit."

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sneakyfeets:

weloveshortvideos:

Baguette Hitman

literally any french person can tell you that that is not the proper way to use a baguette as a murder weapon

Step 1) Leave it out for a day or two

Step 2) Bludgeon victim over the head with it

congratulations their skull is concave

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voidn:

cheeky bit of research for a text post

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lilracecar:

voidn:

Hm yes, quite an oaky taste to it isn’t there? And If I’m not mistaken it was predominantly the.. left foot used to crush the grapes. A fine wine indeed.

tbh my favorite part about this post was the post that went along with it that was a screenshot of all the google researching you did to create this masterpiece.

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preciseprose:

Endless bicycling Mabel, because why not?

preciseprose:

Endless bicycling Mabel, because why not?

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Lindsey Wixson for the Interview Germany September 2014, photographed by Richard Burbridge and styled by Tom Van Dorpe

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psych2go:

FACT/MYTH? FIND OUT HERE: Read More.

psych2go:

FACT/MYTH? FIND OUT HERE: Read More.

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these-times-shall-pass:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

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flyngdream:

Morten Rustad - Norway: A Timelapse Adventure | gif by FD

flyngdream:

Morten Rustad - Norway: A Timelapse Adventure | gif by FD

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kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

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theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

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theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

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